IC Rules

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The following is posted at several locations throughout the terminal, and any lodging buildings:

DIMENSIONAL TRAVELERS!!!!!

• Do not hassle the locals. We cannot fix your stupid portal or get you whatever stupid thing from home you want. If you want the portal fixed, contact Rick Sanchez, it's his fault it's broken.


• Rick Is Not One Of Us, he's one of you, so don't come crying to us if he's an asshole.


• This is our home, not yours. If you want to build something here, that's fine, just ... follow the zoning codes. Fill out the appropriate paperwork, especially if it's going to be something huge like another hotel or something.


• If you need money changed, go to the City Islands Mutual Bank. Yes, if you live in the Badlands, you have to go all the way there. If you wanted convenience, you shouldn't have decided to live in the Badlands.


• Don't go beyond the monorail system. Just don't. The City Islands and The Badlands are the only places it's safe enough for Oods.

- Paid for and Distributed by The Coalition For Peaceful Ood Coexistence